Thursday, March 19, 2009

Shave and a Haircut

Lance Armstrong was humiliated yesterday by the French Anti-Doping Committee by having
clumps of his hair cut off for drug testing. It has been proven that hair samples are not very reliable for drug testing, but the French are bound and determined to prove that an American or just Lance is not capable of winning the Tour De France 7 times without drug enhancement. Lance
probably has been tested more than any individual in cycling or any sport and yet he has never tested positive. The haircut was so bad that he had to shave his head. This is ridiculous! I understand that by him coming back he has put himself under such scrutiny, but they do not go around cutting off hair of other cyclists. The reason, it is not reliable and will not stand up in court. But, they will do what ever they can to get his image in the media as a possible drug cheat.

Say what you will about him, but he is one bad mojo and a force to be reckoned with. I cannot wait until he is done with cycling as he says he wants to get back into Triathlons and do the Ironman. That will be awesome. After all he won the inaugural Tulsa Triathlon as a young man and has roots in it. As for now, keep moving forward Lance and stick to the French one more time!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, ya bloody FRENCH! Go home and take all your french fries with you, you worthless bag of pooh! I am glad Richard Gere smashed your pretty boy head in in that movie Unfaithful. You think you can just walk onto the silver screen and sweep a woman like Diane lane off her feet. You are lucky some other perverted frenchman wanted to do such a shameful movie. Richard Gere even though he is a gerbil loving perv, is a far better man than any greazy frenchie. Leave our women alone. And lay off of Lance too!